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* Bonus Tracks on Anniversary Editionmedium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks - in that little leaky boat - just to get the right - to see me and to vote - here comes my pizza, - down bolsa avenue, - yes its true - pizza tran i love you - girls at school - they just don't understand - what do you see - in that little orphan tran? - she's so pretty - i'm proud to be her man, - and i am - and that's why - i love pizza tran - i love her - and i think she loves me - i order pizza - 'bout 7 nights a week - she's my madam thieu - & i'm her general ky, i believe - she's baking another for me - pizza tran deliver something - i miss you and i'm so hungry - pizza tran - pizza tran get into that dope white supra - and bring me a slice - pizza tran
all you people gather 'round - and get together - no more sitting on your booty - party people it's your duty - you know what i mean - tell your body what to do - it's up to you - now let your tight pants - do a new dance - to the rog - roger thomas is upon us - don't you fight it - do the rog - can't you see it's so easy - it's now or never, get together - lay it on me, lay it down, - slap me five and gather 'round - the party - is gettin' started - let's act retarded, - no one is carded - now shake your onion - like a grunion tryin' to spawn - grab your girl unless she's shril - hit the dance floor - do the rog - rock the rog across the nation - a bicentennial celebration - tell two friends - and they'll tell two - and they'll two and so on - and so on - it's easy to do - tell your body what to do - it's up to you
it's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain't nuthin' good on - all my rowdy friends come over - 'cause i have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - i got the foxes i got that clout - i got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - i ain't bringin' nuthin', - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie's on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - 'cause we're tryin' - to play pong - don't be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.'s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to "game" - do what's right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it's up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don't that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we've only just begun - there's just two speeds, - it's what you need, - so join us for pong
hey homes, don't front my set - hey homes, don't front my set - word! you fudge with me - you fudge with the crew - word! the dumbest thing you'll - ever do - word! don't front my set - 'cuz we got power - word! i got guys - comin' in from bellflower - hey homes, don't front my set - word! me and my home boys just - don't dig - word! you bustin' turf - and strartin' sheet - word! crazy, crazy - close you stay - word! what the hell - did i just say? - hey homes, don't front my set - word! this ain't no - downtown box of wine - word! homey bus head, - he did no time - word! jacked his ride, - cold set up heads - word! just stop me - if i'm makin' sense - hey homes, don't front my set
judy hates me, - stepped on her cat - i hate judy, - she's gettin' too fat - sally left me, - i was gettin' kinda cold - i left sally, - she was gettin' kinda old - oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? - tawana don't like - the tapes a bought - boo-yah tribe, - new kids on the block - tracy says my car is dumb - i think there's more - where she came from - oooh, oooh, - what's a guy to say? g - irls are turning 18 every day - rachel turned 18 just last week - kamie turned 18, looks so sweet - jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 - but her sister turned 18 - just in time
no respect - for a land-holding man - only scum - who pay when they can - free-loaders - that hate what i am - then beg me to fix their can - ugly harleys on the front lawn - i come by - to turn the sprinklers on - just tryin' to keep up the place - get a knuckle sandwich - right in my face - kill my tenant, - he ain't worth the rent - section 8 - pays most of their rent - but they can't handle - the 20 percent - selling speed - just ain't what it's been - wanna see me - make some homeless men? - rent's in the mail, - you know that it's not - i got filth attempting to squat - think i'm kidding, - 'til someone gets shot - i love slow targets on pot - just tryin' to get appreciation - some return on my investment - go buy your own home - tom vu will show you how to - own big money and a yacht - how i long for midieval times - right to deflower virgins - was mine - no coalitions - telling me what to do - no pesky pinko ACLU - you can linch - whomever you like - just be careful - where you park that bike - i'm not impressed - by pigs with no class - so get off your ass - and go cut the grass
summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin' happened so fast - met some girl, crazy for me - met a guy, cute as can be - summer days drifted away - to oh, the summer nights - tell me more, - was this texas or france? - tell me more, - did you get in her pants? - went to her place, - got in her blouse - while the roadies - demolished her house - watched her cable, stole her tv - she did my band - just the way she did me - summer hoes open their does - then get grounded - for the rest of their life - tell me more, - did her parents come home? - tell me more, - did you call nome on her phone? - in gay paris the girls are so chic - they don't talk english - so they last a whole week - german foxes, - way too much hair - put that wall back - so that they stay there - here's my adress - come stay with me - too bad you can't afford - to come overseas - tell me more, - did you make true love vows? - tell me more, - what if she finds your house? - i got sober that's where it ends - so i told her - we'd still be friends - she was cool, - but just like the rest - i had to leave her - with a phony address - "of course i live there, - i love you, you fox" - (your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box) - san francisco, our closing night - thought he'd finally - met mrs. right - bought her flowers, - read her my poem - said he'd call me - the next day at home - didn't answer - she's with some other dude - probably begging - out on haight street for food
birds in the air - never chirped the same - slobs in bowling alleys - never burped the same - they came to cry - shocked with disbelief - a broken mass of millions - all drowning in their grief - she was just an innocent - how could you lord? - they cried the day - that farrah fawcett died - Throughout the globe - every chinese man and turk - their unifying symbol - they really liked her work - but who's to blame? - no one made a move - until i find out who did this - nobody leaves the room - they say the road was icy - but that just don't add up - a bushy-haired intruder - another government cover up! - a drug-related overdose - a hunting accident - death at the hands of another, - i'll bet! - first jfk - and then we lost the king - thank god it must be over now - they say they come in threes - but still i ache - the world has lost a friend - i'll trade all - of my viewmaster reels - to see her once again
always speak my mind - the truth is what i say - i shout it out - in black and white - no smegging shades of gray - you've got to be defiant - that's what i always say - you'll never never hear my silence - but that's the price i'll pay - 'cuz i'm anti-antiseptic - i'm anti-antipasto - i'm anti-anticipation - and i'm anti-antichrist - but i'm pro-prophylactic - i'm pro-propane gas - i'm pro-propaganda - and i'm por-antipathy - the future starts tomorrow - with the children of today - they'll never feel your sorrow - they stand right in your way - so take your brain out - have it washed, - that's a fact of life - but i don't mean like blair and - tootie - they'd both make - a damn good wife - i'm anti-antidote - i'm anti-antiquate - i'm anti-antifreeze - i'm anti-guitar hero - i'm anti-antimatter - i'm anti-antipersonel - i'm anti-antonym - i'm anti-ann taylor - i'm anti-antibiotic - i'm anti-anticlimax - i'm anti-andrew ridgley - i'm anti-anticoagulant - i'm pro-procreation - i'm pro-programmable - i'm pro-prohibition - i'm pro-profanity - i'm anti-antitrust - i'm anti-antiknock - i'm anti-antiknock additive - i'm anti-pro choice - i'm pro-anti choice - i'm pro-propaganda - i'm proctor and gamble - i feel any more verses - to this song - would be anti-climatic
no words yet
You know Vicky that I love you
You are programmed what to do
Is it wrong to feel this way
I could tell you what to sayBut late in the evening
when it's starting to get dark
her light sensors
defect to make a spark
to set her ablaze
with passions and desires
She's lost control
Only love can quench her fireShe's fantastic made of plastic
Microchips here and there
She's a small wonder
Love and laughter everywhereBut once again
when the sun is going down
She becomes a menace,
a terror of the town
Her appetite for lust
No man could ever know
She's not human, no Vicky
no Vicky no!
Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Good-bye, I love you.
But,
if this is you,
you can suck my tick!
if it's my boss,
fudge you! I quit!
Anyone else,
you can do the same
don't leave a message,
unless you're viking lame!
