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Some people are bad and they don't give a damn - what they do or who they hurt. - They go through their lives and don't apologize - for the shit that they've disturbed. - But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - Some beat their wives or pull out a knife - and stab a person or two or three - with no repercussions and no one here can touch them - and they get away scott free - But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - They will spend eternity cursing all they've done - faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run - They will be in agony until the end of time - Cuz they were such ass holes while alive - So try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day - When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you - No matter what they say. - And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and - when their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell
Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all - Hope no employee over hears - Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White, & Blue - Seems I've been watching her for years, - It brings a smile to my face as she hops with style and grace - Way beyond 9 to 5, she's keeping hope alive - Cafe 405 - I'd always keep her warm in that silly uniform - Tell her every day that she's the best - Just wanna be with her, I'd never chat on her - Wit someone at Panda Express - And nothing else makes me tick like when she's on that Pogo Stick - I wish I wasn't afraid, she's making lemonade - One day our love will arrive, so glad to be alive - I'm always flattered when my hot dog's gettin' battered - She's gettin' better at it every day - Shopping mall renegade, she's makin' lemonade
I once had a girlfriend,
butthen one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.
My girlfriend's dead you see, it's a total lie- but it's easier on me than having to admit that she like's someone else.
My girlfriend's dead you know, please change the subject or I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven.
I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday - She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway - I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad - Would not appreciate me getting on those - Not from the same neighborhood, - Her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good - Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to - Make dinner and clean up and that sucks. I know, huh? - Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to - Fill up the pinnate for you cousin's quincenera - And when we dance, the snare drum comes out of nowhere - But we're together, and they're playing our song - 'Cause when she calls, I know I just gotta' go there - And when I get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the song - I go to pick her up but I just get stared down - They say hey huero what you doin' in this town - I got a mission so I don't care what they say - They think they're something just because it's cowboy day - In their neighborhood, her brothers scare me - but their sister looks so good - Sandra, I know huh? You gotta' go home to - Put the cow stickers on Tio's van conversion
Well I know you been working most nights - And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do - And the twins they've been driving you nuts - But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what- - Hey Babe we're going out tonight - were finally gonna do it right - No more pinching pennies with a broke ass loser - I've had a change of luck, I found the twenty bucks - I thought I lost under the sofa - I'm feeling like a hundredaire and baby I just don't care - Where we go or what we spend - So grab your friends-cuz - Money's not a issue tonight - Hey baby were going out tonight - just bring your appetite for luxury and fun cuz - Money's not an issue - Go on baby now make a wish - I'm feeling Irish rich - I found me pot o' gold and living large, it fits you - Feel free to super size - cuz tonight dreams are realized - I know that's it's been rough - and you don't get the stuff - That such a pretty lady is so deserving of - but now that's not the case - I'll shower your sweet face with - Champagne dreams and Moustache kisses - I'm well aware that I've been kind of cheap and tight - but all that's changed and were going to do it right - so tell your friends that - Money's not an issue tonight
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
Hockey Hair...Nashville
Mullet...Canada
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shom...Florida
Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see - about the New World Order conspiracies - And the covert spreading of deadly disease - They've got earthquake machines and UFO's - and black helicopters wherever we go - But I forget them all when you are with me - They can telepathically read my mind I'm not scared of what - they'll find - Let them do what they're gonna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - They've got secretly funded internment camps - and biological warfare labs - But when you look at me they all don't seem so bad - They've got Martian traded technology, - and mind control psychology - I'll let them do what they wanna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - I could stockpile food and join a militia - but I'd rather stay at home and kiss ya - Let them do what they're gonna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - If the government can read my mind baby, - you know it doesn't matter what - they find, cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you.
Hot step moms and surrogate dads - It breaks my heart to see him so sad - Lying alone in his room with a frown on - Reruns show him what he's missing out on - If life could be, like he sees it on TV - He wouldn't have to hurt so bad - Hurts so bad `cause - It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama - Traded back and forth til he turns 18 - It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma - So he joins a family on the screen - Can't you see? Too many parents leave - Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe - How they can think that he can take it - It's all he can do to fake it - Off for a weekend with real Dad but - The only thing real is how real bad he - Just wants his life to be black and white - Those people never fight - If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box - He wouldn't have to hurt so bad - So he turns to TV for help and for guidance - A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus - Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool - From Doogie he learned that he must go to school - Three's Company taught him that just acting gay - Could lower the actual rent he would pay - Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor - Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer
Originally recorded by Pennywise, - dedicated to the memory of Jason Matthew Thirsk
Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do - when you yourself don't know. - Voices! You got one too, so let it out - and let us know when you're feeling all alone. - Well I know, - There are times when- you're feeling close to the ground - And there's times when- you may feel there's no place to call home - And there's times when- your best friend just seems so far away - And there's times when- the only end in sight is the end - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - Don't let it get you down. - Problems! I've got em too but keeping them inside is not the thing to do. - Problems! You've got to face hang-ups head-on, before you know they're - hangin' you. - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - All alone yes all alone. Loneliness, it is something we all know. - Woooh all alone, yes all alone. Been there before so please believe me - 'cause I know. - Woooooooooh. Sorry to say to your dismay your life is not the only one that - you affect. Don't you realize that a part of all of us will die inside when - you yourself are dead. - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - Come out fighting! - Warning you, warning you, warning me.
Here in America, respect your fellow man - Some foreign cultures don't understand - We got this little rule and it's called elbow room - Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume - It I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind - Until I get my iceless soda. - It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve - Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve - In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking - slime, that cut in line. - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - I am the ambassador of kick your assador - What's your affinity for my vicinity. - There's plenty room here in your country - It's just etiquette to use deodorant. - Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent - Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin' - I just need a little more space Get out my face - Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin' - Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole - Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here - You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness - I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - Push you out of the way sock you in the pate' - Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead - I am the ambassador, of fuckin' kick your assador!
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced - but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge - from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world - Who is legally insane - I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion - and I'll remind you when it's time for medication - for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world - Who is legally insane - You need someone who's there weather you're Lucid or delusional - You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl. - I'll be with you until we find a good solution - and keep you out of any mental institutions - Cuz you're legally insane - It takes some patients and a lot of sacrifice - helping a lunatic get through her life - I'll protect you from yourself cuz you got nobody else - And your legally insane - You need someone who's there when you're losing all you faculties - You need someone who understands all your abnormalities - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl. - You need someone who's there weather you're - Lucid of delusional - You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl.
I got an idea for a movie, - and it goes like this - (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught - In a bottle of Mr. Pibb - And they go on adventures, - I think it could be big - Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? - Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear - All we need are some meetings and a lead - I got an idea for a movie, - It's about this guy - Who wished and wished 'til it came true, - And now this kid can fly - I got an idea for a movie, - and here's my pitch - I get a job and quit my band, - And you stop being a bitch - And we will have adventures, - Like the boy and his bottle did - Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? - Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear - All we need are some meetings and a lead - With a happy ending there this thing will write itself, I swear - All we need is some trick photography - I forgot one thing about the guy - Who gained the ability to fly - It was actually only for a foot or two - And only an inch or so high
Hey buddy how you doin' today?
Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK.
How bout you, you doin' all right?
Well I got into a fight my girl left last night.
That's rough guy what was it about?
I lost my job and she just ran out.
Your honey got runny when the money got funny?
My honey got runny when the money got funny, buddy.
Are you ready for a brand new day?
OK!
I'm gonna do things my own way OK!
Here's what you do and rejoice in new and join me when I say, OK!
So guy what do you do now?
Everywhere I go people telling me how,
To live my life like they really know me.
Sometimes past your nose it's hard to see
So guy what you trying to say?
I say its time to do things your own way
So tell me what you want, what I really, really want!
When you're living in shit and your life is shit and shit is all you smell.
You submit and get to used to and live in your shit filled hell.
People will mislead you and believe you when I say.
Trust yourself!
Believe yourself!
And join me when I say Ok!