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For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside - Now here's a celebration of failure and losing - Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide - Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll - The grass is never greener on the other side - I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel - Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed. - Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change - Descend, rear end, offend a friend - It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told - Let the band times roll - Up to me I'll embrace them happily - let you people know I'm not foolin' - come take a ride with me down to Riverside - show you what it's like to be coolin' - Life's gotta be a little better overseas - whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes - unsatisfied with my mailorder bride - so much for my last attempt with the ladies - Listen to nobody this is the way I think - Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty - Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face - Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll
Let's go to the place where the food is really good - and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah! - Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, - just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah! - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5) - Hello pretty lady, I'll only say it once - "meat and cheese only", don't fuck it up! - Here it goes again a conspiracy - are you plotting against me? - I said only meat and cheese, yeah - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5) - I'll say it simple, so you can understand - get my food right, I am a hungry man - You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress - "I'm studying to be an actress" - Starting acting like a waitress! - ...Food! - Do you wanna see me puke? - What are you retarted? - Pickles make me sick - let's get the eating started, yeah! - Here it goes again, - I said it all along, - meat and cheese only - it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong! - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5)
Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life - Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour - No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die - So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees - And now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield - the only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants - And Now We Dance - You are just a speck in a universe of turds - Silenced by conspirators, not another word. - With ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion. - nothing fucking matters, so what's the use in tryin'? - And now we dance like warriors on the victory trail - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Come on and do push ups just like Jack Pallance - And Now We Dance - Never join the ranks of the kiss ass suit and tie - or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie, - nothing's worth a fuck, a fuck ain't worth a shit - we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it - And Now We Dance like warriors on the battlefield - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants - And Now We Dance - we dance like warriors on the battlefield - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Come on and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance - And Now We Dance
I saw a girl and she drove me wild - She looked at me and I looked and smiled - The cutest girl you'd ever see - I never dreamed she'd go out with me - We met at school so I asked her out - The only girl I ever thought about - She's 16 and she's so devine - I never thought I could make her mine - I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date - I have a date with the cutest girl in town - I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around - I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date - Went to the movies in my parents car - I never dreamed I'd get that far - I picked her up at a quarter to eight - I got there early I didn't want to be late - I never thought it would come to this - I drove her home and she gave me a kiss - I'm in love and it's here to stay - She said she really wants to see me again - I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date - I have a date with the cutest girl in town - I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around - I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date
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Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate - Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face - It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down - The source of all your problems, every city, every town - Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few - got to kill the mustache before it grows on you - Fight! The mustache power! (x3) - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Mustache is authority - The world is run by assholes - They try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles - The Dark Prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form - instead of arm- band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn - He terminates employees with the hair above his lip - cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship - We should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face - and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place - Fight! The mustache power! (x3) - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Pigs across the nation dressed in uniform - with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn - they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain - with mustache anonymity, they all look the same - we must join together till the mustache is removed - and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food. - Fight the power! - Fight the power mustache! - Fight the power! - Fight the power mustache!
The city council met last night the vote was one to six - Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" - The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen - She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender - He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders - But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners - we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys" - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can - but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? - Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify - So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland - Taking orders from a very very bad man - Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand - I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook his hand - Killed by a hero, what are we supposed to do? - just a loser with a girlfriend getting fat and - participation in a very very bad plan - In a nation where the bastards are the unplanned - we can waste it cuz it's such a teeny tiny hand - Killed by procedure, what are we supposed to do - (And Cornelius says) - Ape shall never kill ape - I say wouldn't that be great? - But some apes, they just gotta go - We kill the ones that we don't know - Not a nobody, an actual American - beaten silly by another Jody Foster fan - Spend a fortune to debate the moral conflict and - He's protected through it's obvious he killed a man - Killed by the system, what are we supposed to do?
Intoxicated - the way I go through life - Inebriated - and then I pay the price - Designated drinker with a defected driver - I can't find my keys must have left them inside her - Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last think I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea - Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) - Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid - This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase - They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad - we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man - I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last thing I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live - fast! Diarrhea! (x3)
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to - Fuck you it's my birthday. - A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, - it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave. - Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say. - For 24 hours your wishing me well - 364 days I'm in hell, Oh well. - Happy Birthday to me. - alone on my Birthday, - I'm going to Denny's 10 times today - No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say - How could you forget my birthday? - That's really immature - Fuck you for forgetting my birthday - you didn't do what I say - 24 hours no wishing well - now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well. - Happy Birthday to me. - Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me! - Oh well, Happy Birthday to me, - I can't believe you forgot my birthday - it's my birthday and you're wrecking it - now it's jsut like any other day - you didn't do what I say - How could you forget my birthday? - That's really immature...
I don't wanna change my pants - Not gonna change my pants - I'll Never change... - I'm on fire tonight - my pants are fitting right - Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright - I don't wanna change my pants - Not gonna change my pants - Never change... - I'm back in brown again - they are my trusted friend - You said they looked good last week - so I wore 'em again today - I don't wanna chnage my pants - Not gonna change my pants - Never change... - You can change my shirt, - you can change my mind, - but don't fuck with my pants - These pants represent a symbol of my individuality - and my belief in personal freedom, yeah - Come on I'll show you how - pants don't fail me now - wanna make sweet love to you - ...pants - I don't wanna change my pants - not gonna change my pants - never change... - Every guy grab a girl - everywhere around the world - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - It's Saturday night I'm feelin' alright - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - Got a monkey on my back - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - Baby (x16) - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - Throw your hands in the air - And wave 'em like you just - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - All you sucker MC's - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - I love you - I need you - I want you - But I'm - not gonna change my pants - I'll never change my pants - You know I'm born to lose, - 'cause gamblin's for fools - Don't change your pants - Walkin' down the street, - everyone I meet - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants etc.
First you get in line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get on to the ride - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get back on the ride. - And then you're on the ride. - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Permanacer (x3) - Sentados por favor Permanacer (x3) - sentados por favor - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - But someone cuts the line. - And they're adding to your time. - And that's not very nice. - Kick 'em outta line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get back on the ride. - And then you're on the ride. - Come on! - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line.
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough - You say your life is hard - Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard - Don't play me for a fool. - Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. - Do you know what I mean - Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - Ken is struck in a wheel chair - His spine is bent beyond repair - He's not singin' the blues - and you never even ? of a ? excuse - So at school you might have failed - But there's men being raped in jail - They should be singing the blue - and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose - Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit - an animal on hand outs from an evil government - I've always been a nobody, - I'll never be a somebody, - unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it - so full of shit - Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage - Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age - Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist, - the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists - so full of shit - Kick me. Kick me harder - I need a good kick. - My head is so think - Kick me. Kick me harder. - Rip me a new one. - I don't even have an old one. - I'm so full of shit. - Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance - And I end up a poet/role model buried in France - I'm so high on pot & shit - I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt - Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation - So full of shit.
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. - Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. - Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! - Cash out now buy a home on the range. - 18 years, I'm still punk. - Going back and forth you silly little fuck! - When it goes away, I still stay. - No I won't go away - never the soup of the day. - Money is good whe it comes your way. - Take it now, it's your day. - Take it, before it goes away. - Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick. - It sure beats selling your dick. - Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. - Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. - I had a dream, a terrible thing - like a fucking pig grabbing at a brass ring. - Gimme mine! Got mine! Constant pain - with a shotgun remove your brain. - Don't care a fuck about the flavor of the month - Soup of the day.