Oi to the World
Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp - Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve, - cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport - and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch - and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - Christmas needs security , security is weapons. - Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God - for guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap - or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"
Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - Tell me - Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. - You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. - Never mind all the stuff I bought for you - It was my pleasure, getting nothing back. - Come next year I'm getting you what you got me - Fucking Nothing. See how you like it - I don't have much money but I got you something nice. - I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price... - To show I care this time of year- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree. - Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me. - But there was nothing there- what a shock. - just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought. - Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas - Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with. - What a blessing. You're really something. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully - Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me. - You selfish asshole. I hope you die. - Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high - Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment - Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless - What a pal. I'll tell you one thing- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing.
Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub - Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins - popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps - Trevor liked the music but not the Unity - So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd - he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed" - Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet - Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones - But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones - Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man, - Haji was alone and abandoned his band - Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate - when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape - But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever - So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor - the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban - and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday
This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Everything this year's been a disaster - But I won't let it bother me at all - Nothing's going to bring me down, - It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch - I'm going to stand my happy ground. - I refuse to let my family make me crazy - I'll smile at their insults and their frowns - I'll ignore the shitty weather - Cuz what counts is we're together - Loving, safe and sound - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen) - And If you try to ruin my holiday- - I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. - The turkey might have made the children vomit - The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts - But I will grin and bear it - and this nightmare we will share it - Till I get my only wish- it's - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - No act of God or family fight - Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday - I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life - You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh - This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Soon this crappy Christmas will be over - And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self - But until that happens I'll just continue laughing - like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this year I won't let that be the case - And If you try and ruin my holiday- - I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. - Understand me - This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.
I Don't Believe in Santa Clause
I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and shame. - One token gesture justifies - the apathetic, hypnotized. - Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves. - Buy! Buy! I won't do it. - The seasons obligation has not my participation. - Buy! Buy! I won't do it. - The money hungry mating call of corporate swine. - Cuz- - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - Now Buy! - He monitors naughty and nice- - Big brother is St. Nick! - Methodically his judgment made - documented on his list. - I- Don't believe in Santa Clause - or his mystical facade - to teach the children wanton greed, - they're lust for gifts becomes a need. - Brainwashed by the marketing - and victims of the corporate scheme. - Material possessions becoming they're obsessions - till human life has lost it's value - and you blindly do just what they tell you - I don't believe!!!! - His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth - using fear for generations, His image hides the truth - He's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit - with Yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!
With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls - And dressing up in mother's clothing. - My whole life I've been feeling only feminine - It always seemed so useless trying to be a man - Now that's a ghost of Christmas past - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - And I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman - A doctor reconstructed my genitals - And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe - for a guy who could love a girl like me. - I took the hormones and I got my breasts - This season's gonna be the best to me. - I won't have to tuck it behind me - Since I got my brand new vagina - It's my first Christmas as a woman. - Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! - My penis, chop it off - It's no use to me. - Cut it off! - Chop it off! Chop it off! - My penis, cut it off so I can finally be - A Woman... - Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal - to be a post operation transsexual. - now I'm a pretty lady - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - Cuz I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman
Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
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Originally by The Yobs
Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst - then being depressed and told to be happy. - The season of suicide, I know why they died - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree - Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - this is the end of hope, I won't write a note - because it would be addressed to no one - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree - Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry - Christmas goes on without me - My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep - Forever and ever and ever... - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree
