Peace Thru Vandalism
Wanna Be Manor
You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor, spotted a whore - drugs and filth are all around - no clean dishes can be found - if you thought that your nightmares were scary - wait till you meet the hoe called jerri - no one dragged a dead fish in the room - it's spreading legs and her female perfume - I walked upstairs, I can't explain - but I got involved in a three man train - was it fun? Yeah, I guess - but I got crabs like all the rest - Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob - lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job - go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear - just make sure you sniff that beer! - Passing out is no excuse - you'll be subject to abuse - some will let you hang there - It's just the pigs on their nightly visit - After busting one person each - the pigs said to move out of huntington beach - now I'll have to find a new town - or find another wanna be manor - wanna be manor - You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - wanna be manor - wanna be manor
I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the club is full - and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true Cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats - and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat - We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes - and stomp around like a bunch of goons - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - We're all OD'd on the Olden West - seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best - I can ride that phony bull so damn good - Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside - My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide - After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies - I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Find out who all fights the best - We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest - Those damn punks are crazy(though) - and meaner than a bull at a rodeo - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - You call me an Urban clone of course - A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse - With a broken nose and a fucked up knee - Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Yee Haw - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late
Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - Gets real mean, when he's in his machine - He's no zero, he's a fucking hero - Pat Brown - He didn't get too far - Pat Brown - He got holes in his car - Pat Brown - They threw him in jail - Pat Brown - Couldn't pay his bail - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - and I'll tell you why - He's no clown, so don't fuck around - He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun - To shoot at you - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - Yeah I'll tell you why - On a hunting trip - the trigger slipped - someone almost died - Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage - He won't pay 50 bucks for head - Music shop got a midnight shopping stop - "Hello Marshal Amps" - Stereo store got hit for even more - But Pat got caught - At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best - To waste some pigs - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He don't fuck around - Pat Brown - He's got a shotgun - Yeah you better run - Me and Joey know - Here he comes - down your street - Sawed-off shotgun - in his seat - Better look around - cause here comes Pat Brown - Gonna run you down - Now don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - Don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - with Pat - Bra-rown
Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - Where can I hide? - I don't want to buy a bride - I'm alone as I float - Hey, there were others in my boat - Up ahead, one of the men - he said he would be my friend - He'd guide me to the hole - If I deeded him my soul - To the hole I didn't make it - That doesn't mean he didn't take it - He laughed at my plight - He said you'll be one of us tonight - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - He was right, I'm still here - as I have been, for over a year - With my last bit of hope, - a tin can and rope - I just want to break free - But I can't get away - No I can't get away - cause that damn dog's got the key - No one listens as I tell - of my ordeal in this cell - They stand right by - but they don't fell - Is this for real? - Is this for real!
anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked
