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anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked
Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - Gets real mean, when he's in his machine - He's no zero, he's a fucking hero - Pat Brown - He didn't get too far - Pat Brown - He got holes in his car - Pat Brown - They threw him in jail - Pat Brown - Couldn't pay his bail - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - and I'll tell you why - He's no clown, so don't fuck around - He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun - To shoot at you - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - Yeah I'll tell you why - On a hunting trip - the trigger slipped - someone almost died - Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage - He won't pay 50 bucks for head - Music shop got a midnight shopping stop - "Hello Marshal Amps" - Stereo store got hit for even more - But Pat got caught - At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best - To waste some pigs - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He don't fuck around - Pat Brown - He's got a shotgun - Yeah you better run - Me and Joey know - Here he comes - down your street - Sawed-off shotgun - in his seat - Better look around - cause here comes Pat Brown - Gonna run you down - Now don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - Don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - with Pat - Bra-rown
it's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain't nuthin' good on - all my rowdy friends come over - 'cause i have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - i got the foxes i got that clout - i got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - i ain't bringin' nuthin', - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie's on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - 'cause we're tryin' - to play pong - don't be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.'s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to "game" - do what's right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it's up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don't that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we've only just begun - there's just two speeds, - it's what you need, - so join us for pong
medium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks - in that little leaky boat - just to get the right - to see me and to vote - here comes my pizza, - down bolsa avenue, - yes its true - pizza tran i love you - girls at school - they just don't understand - what do you see - in that little orphan tran? - she's so pretty - i'm proud to be her man, - and i am - and that's why - i love pizza tran - i love her - and i think she loves me - i order pizza - 'bout 7 nights a week - she's my madam thieu - & i'm her general ky, i believe - she's baking another for me - pizza tran deliver something - i miss you and i'm so hungry - pizza tran - pizza tran get into that dope white supra - and bring me a slice - pizza tran
one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch them to the moon - the secret moon base was nearly complete - so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat - Germany was about to fall - they loaded up the rockets and launched them all - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon
You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor, spotted a whore - drugs and filth are all around - no clean dishes can be found - if you thought that your nightmares were scary - wait till you meet the hoe called jerri - no one dragged a dead fish in the room - it's spreading legs and her female perfume - I walked upstairs, I can't explain - but I got involved in a three man train - was it fun? Yeah, I guess - but I got crabs like all the rest - Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob - lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job - go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear - just make sure you sniff that beer! - Passing out is no excuse - you'll be subject to abuse - some will let you hang there - It's just the pigs on their nightly visit - After busting one person each - the pigs said to move out of huntington beach - now I'll have to find a new town - or find another wanna be manor - wanna be manor - You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - wanna be manor - wanna be manor
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - The sun was high and his mouth was dry - So he rolled up to the saloon - He ordered himself some red eye - he knew he'd meet John soon - Checked out all the Mohawks - sittin round the bar - He knew he found the Mohawk town - and John couldn't be too far - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - He walked out of the saloon - and there stood Mohawk John - He didn't have no time to speak - both guns had just been drawn - Now Mohawk John was quick - but Skin shot straight and fast - He put a slug right through his heart - and laid him on his back - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...
judy hates me, - stepped on her cat - i hate judy, - she's gettin' too fat - sally left me, - i was gettin' kinda cold - i left sally, - she was gettin' kinda old - oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? - tawana don't like - the tapes a bought - boo-yah tribe, - new kids on the block - tracy says my car is dumb - i think there's more - where she came from - oooh, oooh, - what's a guy to say? g - irls are turning 18 every day - rachel turned 18 just last week - kamie turned 18, looks so sweet - jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 - but her sister turned 18 - just in time
hey homes, don't front my set - hey homes, don't front my set - word! you fudge with me - you fudge with the crew - word! the dumbest thing you'll - ever do - word! don't front my set - 'cuz we got power - word! i got guys - comin' in from bellflower - hey homes, don't front my set - word! me and my home boys just - don't dig - word! you bustin' turf - and strartin' sheet - word! crazy, crazy - close you stay - word! what the hell - did i just say? - hey homes, don't front my set - word! this ain't no - downtown box of wine - word! homey bus head, - he did no time - word! jacked his ride, - cold set up heads - word! just stop me - if i'm makin' sense - hey homes, don't front my set
Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - Where can I hide? - I don't want to buy a bride - I'm alone as I float - Hey, there were others in my boat - Up ahead, one of the men - he said he would be my friend - He'd guide me to the hole - If I deeded him my soul - To the hole I didn't make it - That doesn't mean he didn't take it - He laughed at my plight - He said you'll be one of us tonight - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - He was right, I'm still here - as I have been, for over a year - With my last bit of hope, - a tin can and rope - I just want to break free - But I can't get away - No I can't get away - cause that damn dog's got the key - No one listens as I tell - of my ordeal in this cell - They stand right by - but they don't fell - Is this for real? - Is this for real!
summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin' happened so fast - met some girl, crazy for me - met a guy, cute as can be - summer days drifted away - to oh, the summer nights - tell me more, - was this texas or france? - tell me more, - did you get in her pants? - went to her place, - got in her blouse - while the roadies - demolished her house - watched her cable, stole her tv - she did my band - just the way she did me - summer hoes open their does - then get grounded - for the rest of their life - tell me more, - did her parents come home? - tell me more, - did you call nome on her phone? - in gay paris the girls are so chic - they don't talk english - so they last a whole week - german foxes, - way too much hair - put that wall back - so that they stay there - here's my adress - come stay with me - too bad you can't afford - to come overseas - tell me more, - did you make true love vows? - tell me more, - what if she finds your house? - i got sober that's where it ends - so i told her - we'd still be friends - she was cool, - but just like the rest - i had to leave her - with a phony address - "of course i live there, - i love you, you fox" - (your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box) - san francisco, our closing night - thought he'd finally - met mrs. right - bought her flowers, - read her my poem - said he'd call me - the next day at home - didn't answer - she's with some other dude - probably begging - out on haight street for food
I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the club is full - and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true Cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats - and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat - We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes - and stomp around like a bunch of goons - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - We're all OD'd on the Olden West - seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best - I can ride that phony bull so damn good - Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside - My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide - After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies - I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Find out who all fights the best - We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest - Those damn punks are crazy(though) - and meaner than a bull at a rodeo - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - You call me an Urban clone of course - A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse - With a broken nose and a fucked up knee - Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Yee Haw - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late
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He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar - Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star - Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name - He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over that bill - He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill - But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills - So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill - Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honey bee - And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky - He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile - Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile - (CHORUS) - Now he went off atourin', cause the Vandals gotta play - But with every show their love cost more cause he gets further away - There's only one solution, a phoney calling card - But he yapped & yapped till he got slapped with a serious federal charge - (CHORUS) - Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears - And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years - He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law, - But I ain't stoop so gimme the goop - Cause I still got one phone call." - And there's goop all over the phone.
