When in Rome do as The Vandals
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...
House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - Asked to bring some friends - they walked in with mohawks - As the band began to play - they started to throw rocks - Now I thought that this was cool - til they threw me in the pool - The sofa must of missed me - cause now it sits here with me - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - War declared on furniture - still no mercy shown - Anything not nailed - was immediately thrown - Final damage toll - is better left unspoken - By the time they left my house - there was nothing left unbroken
one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch them to the moon - the secret moon base was nearly complete - so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat - Germany was about to fall - they loaded up the rockets and launched them all - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon
big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - just wait and see - they'll be telling us what to do - and they'll want us to die laughing - and they'll want us to die laughing - johnny robot, he can save us - cause he knows just what to do - johnny robot, listen up - johnny sako's coming for you - johnny sako's on his wrist radio - to thwe mountain hideaway - johnny robot, please wake up - we need you right away - we need you right away
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - The sun was high and his mouth was dry - So he rolled up to the saloon - He ordered himself some red eye - he knew he'd meet John soon - Checked out all the Mohawks - sittin round the bar - He knew he found the Mohawk town - and John couldn't be too far - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - He walked out of the saloon - and there stood Mohawk John - He didn't have no time to speak - both guns had just been drawn - Now Mohawk John was quick - but Skin shot straight and fast - He put a slug right through his heart - and laid him on his back - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town
Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frustrations - He wants to be Lief Ericksson - to discover America - but he's not - He's just a photographer - who likes little boys in viking suits - He likes to take the little boys - walking home from school - in his neighborhood - Take them to his studio - and dress them up in viking suits - Words of wisdom - Each one rings true - Watching little brothers could happen to you - So don't grow up to be a guy - Who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits - Come here little boy
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Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live
Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't say sorry - or call her baby - and if she wants to go out - say, "Maybe" - Never let her get the upper hand - A woman can't respect a weak man - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - So she ran out? - Let her pout! - She just went down to the store - You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer - when she comes through that door - She loves that stinging pain - And she knows you'll have to do it again - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Don't feel sorry - That's a mistake - The biggest one you'll ever make - I wouldn't trust her - as far as I could throw her - You might love her - but you don't know her - Show her your love with a slap - You know that she will come back - Now your looking at the rings on your hand - And your feeling like a hell of a man - The woman now knows her place - I can see it in her rosy face - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Show her your love with a slap
driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - on our way to your town - cause you've never seen us play - with our airstream's aerodynamic design - we should be there any day - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so shinny - and it's made out of aluminum - you can't tell if it's a '64 - or an '81 - I know that it's American made - So my chest just swells with pride - Then I grab that stainless steel handle - And I pull myself inside - double insulation - diamond tuck n roll - toilet, shower, refrigerator - we're completely self contained - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so beautiful - we can hardly keep the foxes out - when we round that final corner - we can hear them shout - airstream!
I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beaches... - Hollywood, downtown, the valley - Are all places you should see - The city at night, the city so bright - a short time away a campfire sight - The missions... - The mansions... - The farmlands... - Punk rock bands... - People come from all over - to work and live in the sun - It's always so nice - my own paradise - The desert , the snow - So many places to go - The people... - The places... - The weather... - The faces... - That's for me
